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Stoner09

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6315
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Stoner09 : i like food.

Stoner09's page activity

Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 9:20am<b>countryb_cth</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 1:33pm<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 11:42am<b>gaysunshine</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 6:40pm<b>fairman</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 10:31pm<b>alexwagner21</b> - the 09/14/2013 at 5:36pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:31pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 12:32am<b>ha</b> - the 11/05/2009 at 6:29pm<b>muffy_da_bear</b> - the 08/29/2009 at 3:12pm<b>prplr</b> - the 08/26/2009 at 6:47pm<b>screwtaylor</b> - the 08/26/2009 at 3:04pm<b>Htownmichigan</b> - the 08/26/2009 at 11:47am<b>blehbleh18</b> - the 08/20/2009 at 10:25am<b>Chocolate_Cake</b> - the 08/19/2009 at 1:22pm<b>Steph1234</b> - the 08/16/2009 at 4:03pm<b>drunkenpoop</b> - the 08/16/2009 at 1:55pm<b>jeremymg91</b> - the 08/16/2009 at 12:21pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 3:20pm

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Stoner09's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

by saddude / 03/04/2009 at 2:03am / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

by ohmygoodness / 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

by Monty / 03/01/2009 at 3:45am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

by facepalm / 02/27/2009 at 3:39am / Singapore / Intimacy

Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML

by starbird / 02/23/2009 at 2:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple of weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML

by manda / 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm / United States (Wyoming) / Intimacy

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

by Kulcha / 02/13/2009 at 6:07am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

by lousy / 01/31/2009 at 5:23pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

by DDD / 01/31/2009 at 10:04am / Intimacy

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

by theguy24 / 01/27/2009 at 7:47am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

by Noname / 01/27/2009 at 6:22am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

by crazyvulva9216 / 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy