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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20564) - you deserved it (44554)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML


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On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34910) - you deserved it (4804)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend "Actually, its a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57399) - you deserved it (4148)

On 06/13/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Bechara (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML


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On 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm - animals - by doggie_doo_face (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML


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On 04/19/2009 at 4:48pm - health - by TT (man) - United States (Maryland)

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