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About StolenKnight : Uhh not much to tell, I'm a freshman in high school, love music like pink Floyd slipknot slayer hopsin, really anything, pretty chill guy, guess that's it, oh and I'm a huge gamer.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Friday 3 July 2015