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StolenKnight

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1998 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 42
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About StolenKnight : Uhh not much to tell, I'm a freshman in high school, love music like pink Floyd slipknot slayer hopsin, really anything, pretty chill guy, guess that's it, oh and I'm a huge gamer.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18021) - you deserved it (26297)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)



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