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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 January 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2590
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54785) - you deserved it (5405)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (7199)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML

#17497068
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32890) - you deserved it (5599)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:50am - intimacy - by Frank (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

#17480475
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40604) - you deserved it (4712)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33505) - you deserved it (11481)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML

#17436721
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27555) - you deserved it (6449)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54467) - you deserved it (4586)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (14119)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34227) - you deserved it (9860)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

#17388987
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23486) - you deserved it (2181)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Pinkie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43255) - you deserved it (2745)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21667) - you deserved it (66113)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

#17221822
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8832) - you deserved it (74816)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40953) - you deserved it (10085)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (8989)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom



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