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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 January 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5054
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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TODAY... I WAS GOING FIR MA MORNING WALK... WEN A GUY IN A MASSIVE TRUCK DROVE UP BESIDE ME... WIT A KID NO MORE TAN 4 RIDING SOTGUN. I LOST MA FAIT IN UMANITY WEN IS TINY VOICE YELLED TROUG TE WINDOW... "NICE ASS!" FML

#21257417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (4422)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

I found out ma fiancée's been ceating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made er do it. FML

#21257049
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39577) - you deserved it (3085)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today I took mah daughter out driving to practice fir her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30 foot wide entrance but not the two foot wide tree.

#21255774
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37761) - you deserved it (3776)

On 09/10/2014 at 4:15pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I lookd at a grl's profile on a dating website , an it told her I'd visitd it. Later on , she sent me a message. It said: ( Don't even think about it. ) FML

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT MAH SISTER LICKS ALL THE FLAVORING OFF DORITOS AND PUTS THEM BACK IN THE BAG. FML

#21252905
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38778) - you deserved it (3031)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

MY GIRLFRIEND GOT UP IN TE MIDDLE OF SEX SAYING, ( YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG, I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME POPCORN. ) I ASKED ER IF SE COULD GET ME SOME. SE SAID NO. FML

#21251846
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42122) - you deserved it (8360)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34168) - you deserved it (3055)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah new boyfriend and I got intimate fir the frst time. He startd whispering in mah ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushd me away and ignord me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk drty in Klingon. FML

#21246884
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45092) - you deserved it (5532)

On 08/28/2014 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was woken up by mah wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep... I kissd her back... before quickly opening mah eyes an realising it wasn't mah wife; it was mah dog. FML

#21246644
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (6864)

On 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones!! They work well!! Too well!! My mom came home, unpackd her shopping, walkd upstairs, knockd on my door, opend my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing!! Fucking hell!! FML

#21246585
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38988) - you deserved it (37946)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , My Grlfriend Sent Me A Bunc Of Sexy Pics And Said To Come Over To Er Place. I Tougt Se Was In Te Mood 4 Sex. Nope , Se Just Wanted Me To Come Over And Ang A Self , Afteric Se Sent Me Back Ome. FML

#21244207
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41280) - you deserved it (6500)

On 08/24/2014 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my grlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In relatd news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house 4 a different kind of activity. FML

#21243834
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50474) - you deserved it (6019)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah boyfriend calld me in teres, convincd that he found me in a porn video online!! It wasn't me!! And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too startd crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am!! FML

#21243572
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49500) - you deserved it (4359)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today... mah boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

#21243022
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41754) - you deserved it (5040)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today,hile I Was At The Dentist, I Couldn't Stop Gagginghen He Trid To Puttd A Tab In Mah Mouth To Get An X-ray. As I Left, I Overheard Him Saying, ( I Feel Sorry Fir Her Boyfriend. ) FML

#21238932
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52817) - you deserved it (9027)

On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)



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