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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 January 1989 (26 years)
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2day I gave brth to mah frst child . The frst thing mah husband says? ( When can I hit it again, doc? ) FML

#21280942
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34724) - you deserved it (4329)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent looool my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answerd. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

#21280130
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30839) - you deserved it (8306)

On 10/17/2014 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by melissa1028 (woman) - United States

TODAY , MAH DAD TOLD ME SOMEDAY I'LL FINE A MANHO WANTS A NICE LUMBERJACK 4 A WIFE!! FML

#21279635
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31325) - you deserved it (3021)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I got stitches in mah breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made mah breast feel lyk it was on fire. FML

#21278689
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35374) - you deserved it (2476)

On 10/15/2014 at 10:33pm - health - by BoobiePain - Canada (New Brunswick)

today I woke up to mah roommate trying to put a burrito an looool a pack of mild sauce in between mah boobs !! He's only lived here fir two weeks, an this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something lyk this !! FML

#21278162
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (4650)

On 10/15/2014 at 2:27am - misc - by burritobreasts -

Today, I went to mah grandma's yard sale, only to find mah baby pictures being sold 4 25 cents each. FML

#21275511
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40498) - you deserved it (3239)

On 10/11/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by Forge (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , AS I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE HOME 4 MY FIRST SWEET TASTE OF FREEDOM AT MY NEW APARTMENT , MY CAR DID. I'M STUCK HERE 4 AT LEAST THE WEEKEND AN CAN LOOK FORWARD TO MY MOM DRIVING ME TO WORK. FREEDOM. FML

#21274254
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27038) - you deserved it (2396)

On 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by gonesofast - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too looool bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today I held mah bag of burger and fries out the window while driving to preserve that new car smell!! Not only did I hit a pothole and lose mah lunch I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him!! FML

#21268936
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19595) - you deserved it (40187)

On 10/01/2014 at 12:53pm - misc - by ThatNewCarSmell (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I askd my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even usd a condom. FML

#21268339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43760) - you deserved it (3996)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today... ma mom got genuinely angry at me cuz I refusd to let er pop a zit tat I ad "promisd" se could pop a few days back. Se said wit utmost look of disappointment tat I'm "not a man of ma word". FML

#21267417
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31270) - you deserved it (5307)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:31am - misc - by SystemofaBlink41 (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I heredhat sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

#21262395
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35808) - you deserved it (9541)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40776) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend as cipped is front teet for te tird time in 2 monts. After refusing to tell me ow tis keeps on appening, I walked in on im trowing is pone in te air and trying to catc it in is mout. FML

#21261750
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39578) - you deserved it (4937)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

2day I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with looool blood-red water, motionless an staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming an crying, an he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36929) - you deserved it (3456)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France



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