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About StingrayV : I am a college student in Oklahoma. I play basketball in my spare time outside of the classroom and work. I love food and trying to find a new hot spot to eat. I like to make people laugh. That's about it.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 10:15pm - health - by Chester (Seattle) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 6:18am - intimacy - by neckcrack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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