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  • Number of visits : 954
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About StingMunFizzy : Yeah, hi. I'm Matt.
I like cuddling
I like laughing at people who mess up in life.

Damn why am I even doing this.

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Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30894) - you deserved it (9025)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49978) - you deserved it (6866)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

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