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StillUsesMyspace
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About StillUsesMyspace : I'm an INTP. What else do you need to know?

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Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39976) - you deserved it (5222)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27398) - you deserved it (258623)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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