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About StillUsesMyspace : In my experience people visit other peoples' profiles for 3 reasons:
1- They're hot
2- They said something really dumb
3- They said something funny/clever/smart
I just hope it wasn't number 2! (if that made you think of poop we'll get along great)
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML
Friday 12 February 2016