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StillUsesMyspace

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StillUsesMyspace

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 473
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About StillUsesMyspace : In my experience people visit other peoples' profiles for 3 reasons:

1- They're hot

2- They said something really dumb

3- They said something funny/clever/smart

I just hope it wasn't number 2! (if that made you think of poop we'll get along great)

StillUsesMyspace's page activity

Visits<b>MrsWinchester</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 4:33am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 5:13pm<b>One_Way</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 12:36am<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:01pm<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 5:41pm<b>hailzz_96</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:54pm<b>iPixiee</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:45pm<b>Shmatterhorn</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 11:43pm<b>karel290</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:09pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 10:20am<b>kerstileann</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 12:32am<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 5:19pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 7:52am<b>imsoeffingbored</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 1:49am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 1:27pm<b>icyconix</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 12:37pm<b>AwkwardPartyBear</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 4:10pm

Fucked!<b>Shmatterhorn</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 4:44am

StillUsesMyspace's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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StillUsesMyspace's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

#21088237
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42714) - you deserved it (5859)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

#21025526
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46949) - you deserved it (3437)

On 01/12/2014 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36270) - you deserved it (316951)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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