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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About StillUsesMyspace : In my experience people visit other peoples' profiles for 3 reasons:

1- They're hot

2- They said something really dumb

3- They said something funny/clever/smart

I just hope it wasn't number 2! (if that made you think of poop we'll get along great)

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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StillUsesMyspace's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45195) - you deserved it (6123)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49059) - you deserved it (3602)

On 01/12/2014 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41376) - you deserved it (337432)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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