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Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42636) - you deserved it (5857)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46888) - you deserved it (3436)

On 01/12/2014 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36083) - you deserved it (312919)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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