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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 490
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About StiffNips : Heey, I'm Jaki. I'm 15 and currently live in Australia. I love dancing, singing and art. And I'm a complete game nerd. Gotta love my pokemon ;)

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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30281) - you deserved it (3808)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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