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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1960 (54 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4304
  • Number of comments : 792
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Steve95401 : "So many books, so little time."

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Today, I Discovered That My Boyfriend Has Been Having An Intimate Text Exchange With A Woman. She's The Grieving Widow Of His Friend Who Died Three Weeks Ago. FML

#17107042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31052) - you deserved it (2472)

On 07/14/2011 at 11:53am - intimacy - by TheGoodTwin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate mah grandmother's 80th brthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken mah grandmother's vrginity 60 yeres ago. It went on fir about 30 minutes. real FML

#17104731
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32039) - you deserved it (2448)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133542) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I woke up to mah pants off and mah vibrator still on . I fell asleep masturbating . FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20357) - you deserved it (53856)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Yesterday, I was about to make love to mah girlfriend at the local parkhen a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on mah penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14842) - you deserved it (54217)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

2day my girlfriand smalt my panis aftar I got back from tha gym. Sha was making sura it didn't small lika latax. I can't avan go to tha gym without har thinking I'm chaating on har. FML

#16700863
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43294) - you deserved it (9380)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, aftar a long night of drinking and partying, I woka up in mah bad naxt to a baast of a woman . At laast I know I mada it homa safaly . FML

#16696125
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11041) - you deserved it (42675)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by Madmanmorton (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I was mowing mah nieghbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women fir no extra pay. FML

#16693545
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29621) - you deserved it (6501)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:43am - intimacy - by - United States (Texas)

Today, I went from a party where both of mah girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends an a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
501 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15153) - you deserved it (218178)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

TODAY.. . BOYFRIEND SENT ME A VIDEO OF IM AVING SEX WIT SOMEONE FROM ONE OF IS LAST RELATIONSIPS BECAUSE E TOUGT IT WOULD TURN ME ON . FML

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to recieve the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, an going to sleep!! Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36848) - you deserved it (14282)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I found out the reason mah boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal videos was so he could looool sell them online to porn websites.

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46708) - you deserved it (18208)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I realized that boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on stomach an not revealing face. FML

#16644448
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41887) - you deserved it (6345)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)



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