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Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, and I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house. But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together. Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms and birth-control pills. FML
by vistingherfamily / 11/24/2011 at 9:09pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm / United States / Intimacy
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
by johnnydoe6969 / 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm / United States / Intimacy
by Tyler / 11/19/2011 at 3:05am / United States / Intimacy
by confused / 09/28/2011 at 12:55am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 11:56am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Oops / 09/26/2011 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 3:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:41am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by kdmoney / 09/23/2011 at 2:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
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