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Steve95401
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1764
  • Number of comments : 548
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Steve95401 : "So many books, so little time."

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Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

#18452728
175 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

#18444427
117 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 12:13pm - love - by grannygirlfriend - United States

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35828) - you deserved it (3564)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
52 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652
244 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

#18428813
202 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by wowthatwould (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
241 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML

#18383892
105 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 8:31am - intimacy - by bgoodwin07 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
247 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
156 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
162 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, and I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house. But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together. Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms and birth-control pills. FML

#18341424
107 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by vistingherfamily (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

#18329245
96 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
131 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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