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Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month . I had to stop at a word I did not recognise . Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it . I had mah finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper . FML

#19637178
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On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, an trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

#19632849
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On 05/16/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Taday I fell into a hole. And by hole I mean a sewer. mega FML

#19631196
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today I found out that I am allergic to grass and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. looool FML

#19630951
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On 05/16/2012 at 3:36am - work - by jobless - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discoverd that mah acne glows yellow an orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club.

#19630499
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today.!! !! mah grlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her.!! !! an that she was afraid I would leave her !! So she left me instead !! I'd been thinking about proposing !! FML

#19630328
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10am - love - by RingAroundThe..SPLAT (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day 4 the past month. big fat FML

#19627538
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On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

Today , I had to put one of my preschool student in timeout fir masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

2DAY WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDST OF THE MOST MIND-BLOWING SHOWER SEX EVER, THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF. MY GIRLFRIEND HAD LEFT THE STOVE TOP ON AN THE ENTIRE KITCHEN HAD CAUGHT ON FIRE. SO INSTEAD OF FINISHING, I FRANTICALLY RAN AROUND NAKED TRYING TO DOUSE THE FLAMES. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

#19484025
147 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)

looool today I watched as neighbor walked to front lawn, looked me right in the eye, an pissed on mailbox. FML

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On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Taday I held up mah best friend with a looool lighter shaped like a gun , and jokingly accused him of sleeping with mah wife , only to have him admit that he really did. FML

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On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today , dad came to pick me up. It would have looool been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
88 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

TODAY MA DAUGTER TOLD ME TATEN SE DIES, SE'D LIKE ER ASES SPREAD ON ER LAPTOP. FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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