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Stephnesss
  • Town/Country : Carson City, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 April 1994 (20 years)
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About Stephnesss : Hello. My name is Steph. I'm 15[:

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Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14124) - you deserved it (97529)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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