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by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML
by bummed / 04/15/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by uhhh what? / 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML
by Meowingtons500 / 11/27/2011 at 11:02pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
by Sack / 11/10/2011 at 6:16am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 1:37am / United States / Work
by Nickolas Neffster / 10/04/2011 at 8:14pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 11:56am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
by ReallyNow / 09/01/2011 at 1:17pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I overheard my parents having sex. Trying to be the reasonable person I was, I dismissed it,… Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in… Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket…