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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 July 1987 (27 years)
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About Stephano186 : My life seems to have many random negative moments. I am always blamed for things I don't do.

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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47970) - you deserved it (23077)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47330) - you deserved it (4846)

On 08/05/2013 at 3:10pm - kids - by OhBoy (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42999) - you deserved it (4239)

On 08/05/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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