Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Stephanie121

Search for a member

Stephanie121

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Stephanie121 : I love sports, so I'm super athletic! I do cross country, volleyball, power lifting, and track. I Barrel race. my future plans are to join the U.S Marine Corp. well if you want to know more just send a message:)

Stephanie121's page activity

Visits<b>Sjus</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 2:22am<b>rutalking2me</b> - the 12/21/2013 at 8:44am<b>mybarra6</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 7:37pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 2:10pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 11/08/2013 at 4:35pm<b>jonahwalzer</b> - the 11/06/2013 at 5:58pm<b>hannah0987</b> - the 11/05/2013 at 9:01pm<b>chilevmv</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 10:09pm<b>Cumminsdan</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 9:00pm<b>thycleverestname</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 8:23pm<b>ranger_13</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 4:17pm<b>Paradoxxxx</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 11:57am<b>f36k</b> - the 11/02/2013 at 1:50pm<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 10/01/2013 at 7:37am<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 1:18am<b>Michellelaura67</b> - the 09/25/2013 at 1:57pm<b>terryaly</b> - the 09/25/2013 at 7:54am<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 5:39pm

Stephanie121's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of Stephanie121's badges

Stephanie121's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML

#20900665
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41053) - you deserved it (6879)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:21pm - misc - by noweddingforyou (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

#20894419
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50221) - you deserved it (4821)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

#20455481
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27466) - you deserved it (4561)

On 01/12/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

#20118231
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35554) - you deserved it (2133)

On 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by 3023-dang - United States

Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

#20117813
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33063) - you deserved it (2535)

On 10/15/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by scarred_sibling - United States

Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML

#20117763
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6671) - you deserved it (54992)

On 10/15/2012 at 6:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43881) - you deserved it (6343)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35665) - you deserved it (10399) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (24742)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

#2442070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50520) - you deserved it (7544)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: