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About StellaxxVanity : im 16 soon to be 17 im tha shiit! FML moments are plentiful in my life but idc(: im playful.frisky.outgoin. chapstikk addict.a sweet southern belle. not afraid to get dirty secretly mean grl.. anythin else jst ask[:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered "Well, she is masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!". FML
Monday 1 September 2014