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SteffiTheSmile

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 December 1940 (73 years)
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  • Number of comments : 472
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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37962) - you deserved it (2948)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML

#20008307
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (5596)

On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML

#19982867
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6922) - you deserved it (20977)

On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe for a month, I picked up my dog from the doghouse. No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes. FML

#19895009
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (2166)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:30pm - animals - by tagteam - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

#19737308
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (1520)

On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

#19536164
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23131) - you deserved it (2161)

On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

#19447038
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9079) - you deserved it (21701)

On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27391) - you deserved it (2184)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

#19129747
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11177) - you deserved it (8741)

On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26911) - you deserved it (1917)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24223) - you deserved it (4303)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42132) - you deserved it (3790)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23297) - you deserved it (8048)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42274) - you deserved it (4337)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

#18612285
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (2296)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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