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by kmtau / 11/09/2016 at 4:38pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by gracezering / 06/17/2014 at 7:45am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/26/2014 at 1:57am / Canada / Kids
by stickyservice / 04/25/2014 at 9:21pm / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Work
Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML
by wondercat40 / 04/24/2014 at 5:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML
by HanBroman / 03/17/2014 at 4:05am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by jai90 / 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Miscellaneous
by honeybunny90 / 12/28/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals