Steffi3

Search for a member

Offline (5 hours ago)

Steffi3

204Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 November 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3891
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Steffi3 : The sky's the limit. For now!

Steffi3's page activity

Visits<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 7:00pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 3:43am<b>TexanZaros</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 1:01am<b>MurkwoodForest</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 1:50am<b>xxdlp3000xdd</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 12:37am<b>four0seven</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 3:27pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 11:25pm<b>weirdangelz2</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 10:27pm<b>itsmediduno</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 12:58pm<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 11:57pm<b>fitnessgram</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 1:33pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 8:45am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 4:32am<b>tiggles2000</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 3:00am<b>laurenada</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 5:34pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Reach_117</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 8:28am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 8:21am

Fucked!<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 1:00am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 5:25am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 10:21am<b>Natttie</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 1:11pm<b>ItsAlly</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 12:42am<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:34am<b>chuka81</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 2:04pm<b>Varieus</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 2:38pm<b>srinivasawesum</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 9:25pm<b>ilovemysonkalebj</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 8:48pm<b>gamermonster</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 8:33pm<b>MasterTron</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 7:11pm<b>nicolai44</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 8:59pm<b>refticon</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 2:44pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 1:01pm<b>salii321</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 9:11am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 3:50am<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:23pm

Steffi3's FML badges

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

See all of Steffi3's badges

Steffi3's favorite FMLs

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

by adieuvelib / 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

by Nicole / 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

by sweatstreaks / 09/16/2011 at 5:38am / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

by AlwaysGottaFML / 08/20/2011 at 3:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

by Goaway / 08/14/2011 at 7:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

by Username / 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

by Stacy Dee / 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

by bigjohn106 / 07/17/2011 at 8:34am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

by Username / 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous