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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2652
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Steffi3 : The sky's the limit. For now!

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Steffi3's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69266) - you deserved it (3516)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29552) - you deserved it (6595)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17725) - you deserved it (43051)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

#17756574
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (10952)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

#17526704
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65210) - you deserved it (3801)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38435) - you deserved it (10284)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

#17410758
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34985) - you deserved it (13113)

On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52238) - you deserved it (8257)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

#17192528
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26705) - you deserved it (4326)

On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65192) - you deserved it (6028)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42454) - you deserved it (3019)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59460) - you deserved it (9844)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37492) - you deserved it (3930)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55885) - you deserved it (5086)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

#16914015
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37160) - you deserved it (5565)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)



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