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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2650
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Steffi3 : The sky's the limit. For now!

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Steffi3's favorite FMLs

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28412) - you deserved it (3294)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13715) - you deserved it (60378)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38046) - you deserved it (4228)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38046) - you deserved it (4228)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38046) - you deserved it (4228)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44880) - you deserved it (7570)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
477 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44939) - you deserved it (3513) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9983) - you deserved it (118952)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9983) - you deserved it (118952)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28527) - you deserved it (3914)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

#18135623
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42418) - you deserved it (3755)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49838) - you deserved it (9541)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

#18089011
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40247) - you deserved it (4920)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49639) - you deserved it (2968)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34165) - you deserved it (5573) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France



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