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Steffi3

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 816
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Steffi3 : What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

What do you give to a lemon in distress?

I'm an avid reader, with favorites like GoT, Kingkiller chronicle, Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman. Recently I've adopted an old Gamecube for the sole purpose of Mario Kart, so for anyone wanting their butt kicked, you're on! I'm also a huge fan of the AC series.

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Steffi3's favorite FMLs

yesterday I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on work computer while I went to the bathroom, because boss updated status to "Unemployed." mega FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13903) - you deserved it (50832)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I was surprisd that my husband suggestd we take a shower together to save water. He also suggestd we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53768) - you deserved it (4571)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21191) - you deserved it (40952)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today , I Accidentally Moaned My Own Name During Sex. FML

#18703291
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31870) - you deserved it (27498)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah daughter brought her new boyfriend over fir dinner. I realize now y she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43878) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , mah 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin . I still don't knowhat to say to him . FML

#18626435
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42310) - you deserved it (8330)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I was awoken by wife once again . It seems that whenever I stop snoring she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living . She does this almost every night every hour . FML

#18603475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23954) - you deserved it (3357)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND TOLD ME LOVE IS LYK A DRUG. I STARTED TEARING UP BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC HE HAS BEEN IN A WHILE. HE THEN WENT ON TO BREAK UP WITH ME , TELLING ME THAT MAH ( PRESCRIPTION IS UP ). FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30814) - you deserved it (3182)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND STARTD FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW HIS PENIS FLOATS IN WATER. BATHS WITH HIM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. FML

#18566485
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (3736)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32204) - you deserved it (2546)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Got To Say, "My Best Friend Hookd Up With My Step-sister's Grandma's Aunt" And Be Correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (2289)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today... my sister's boyfriend said te only ting e'd cange about er was er last looool name. My boyfriend told me e'd cange te sape of my nose. FML

#18458740
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26786) - you deserved it (3279)

On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticd an old ball at tha bar so I rang it. It turns out thathan u ring tha ball, u buy shots 4 thahola bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14345) - you deserved it (43970)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband an I went to my overbereing mom's 57th brthday party . He opend his gift in front of her an said smugly, ( The makeup's fir your face, an the prayer book's fir the fat rolls . ) Any hope of family peace is now lost . FML

#18414489
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21762) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... a private number called me telling me to ( Beware the water bottles ) as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window... hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (3005)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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