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About Steffi3 : What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?
What do you give to a lemon in distress?
I'm an avid reader, with favorites like GoT, Kingkiller chronicle, Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman. Recently I've adopted an old Gamecube for the sole purpose of Mario Kart, so for anyone wanting their butt kicked, you're on! Other things I love are dancing, and walking our dogs, even though their little puppy paws don't really walk far.
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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
Friday 17 April 2015