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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1076
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Steffi3 : What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

What do you give to a lemon in distress?

I'm an avid reader, with favorites like GoT, Kingkiller chronicle, Terry Pratchet & Neil Gaiman. Recently I've adopted an old Gamecube for the sole purpose of Mario Kart, so for anyone wanting their butt kicked, you're on! Other things I love are dancing, and walking our dogs, even though their little puppy paws don't really walk far.

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100 kick ass comments

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Steffi3's favorite FMLs

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13907) - you deserved it (50847)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53962) - you deserved it (4599)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21196) - you deserved it (40962)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (27504)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43898) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42332) - you deserved it (8331)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

#18603475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23964) - you deserved it (3359)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (3182)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26542) - you deserved it (3737)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32212) - you deserved it (2548)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25810) - you deserved it (2290)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

#18458740
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26804) - you deserved it (3279)

On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14355) - you deserved it (43982)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML

#18414489
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25274) - you deserved it (3006)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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