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by ohlordhelpmenow / 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy
by Needsanewjob / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
by Sleep Deprived / 12/25/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
by Jean / 12/22/2011 at 3:09am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by bathtime / 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by stinkyhair / 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by thatisnotcool45 / 12/09/2011 at 12:22am / Canada / Love
by disappoint / 12/08/2011 at 4:14am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Christina / 12/05/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…