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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1934
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Steffi3 : The sky's the limit. For now.

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Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

#19472995
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40896) - you deserved it (2995)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37625) - you deserved it (2596)

On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25029) - you deserved it (9789)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

#19343817
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37910) - you deserved it (2507)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28755) - you deserved it (7198)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31994) - you deserved it (19454)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11783) - you deserved it (159492)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
604 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24782) - you deserved it (55393)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40256) - you deserved it (2985)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40027) - you deserved it (27613)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49227) - you deserved it (4204)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58030) - you deserved it (4463)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6697) - you deserved it (60735)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32147) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML

#18810141
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26345) - you deserved it (2441)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by ohlordhelpmenow (woman) - United States



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