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by smh / 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
by jonasister / 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy
by claudio117 / 04/08/2012 at 5:16am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
by ohno / 03/25/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
by Autocorrected / 03/04/2012 at 12:02am / Philippines (Bulacan) / Love
by hatinthelife / 02/18/2012 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by batsu / 01/27/2012 at 1:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy…