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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 October 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 809
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, family and I ara driving down to Franca and it's going to taka 4 hours. If that wasn't looool bad anough, mum dacida that sha is going to listan to tha CD sistar bought har 4 Christma on rapaat 4 thahola journay. It's Lady Gaga. FML

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On 12/26/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by OhGodKillMeNow (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went over to mah best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him 4 a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now mah best friend thinks I 'taught' him something wierd. He won't talk to me.

#6422707
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On 11/23/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Yue (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hilst holding a hand rail on a packd bus, I was rubbing mah hand along, and playing with,hat I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

#5924730
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On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a tickat for having my brights on. Tha straat was pitch black and it was 1:30 in tha morning. FML

#5681167
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On 10/06/2009 at 11:44am - misc - by ticket - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I ended up gasing my leg rater badly on te corner of a cair, fell to te ground wit a very loud tud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!" . I obbled to te batroom making more noise in te process . My niegbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum" . FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I finally told mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

2day I was walking troug a eavy door at work..!! so I reaced beind me to catc it so it wouldn't slam sut!! Little did I know tat my boss was walking troug rigt after me!! Instead of catcing te door..!! I caugt a andful of is crotc!! FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I cummd out, washd my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itchd it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. mega FML

#1384927
78 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 5:14am - misc - by maddie94 (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I Told My Mom I Want To Try Out For American Idol. She Respondd With, "You Don't Take Disappointment Well." FML

#59071
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On 02/17/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by abbyleigh08 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says , "You , go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by nj (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today , in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says , "You , go babysit my son by the stage." FML

#20586
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by nj (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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