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Stefanie13

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Stefanie13 : I'm 14, what you think of me doesn't determine who I am. Christ, family, friends, and basketball do.

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Visits<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 12:50pm<b>Murilirum</b> - the 10/09/2013 at 1:43pm<b>heffastera</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 12:49am<b>k_gils</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 1:13pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 10:39am<b>kodycage_</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 11:52am<b>PureGhost</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 9:26am<b>Lucyxoxo</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 1:01am<b>cello90</b> - the 09/20/2013 at 8:13pm<b>iSativa</b> - the 09/20/2013 at 8:09pm<b>olpally</b> - the 09/20/2013 at 2:55pm<b>i_love_you253</b> - the 09/19/2013 at 3:06am

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Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

#20986479
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56173) - you deserved it (4773)

On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

#20974515
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55862) - you deserved it (6058)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

#20974447
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54901) - you deserved it (4024)

On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

#20974086
143 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

#20944786
198 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 12:45am - intimacy - by TheTruthofWomen (woman) - United States

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

#20944097
200 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

#20942769
78 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML

#20937310
83 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by NickDrakeFan (man) - United States

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

#20929956
167 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML

#20926629
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42207) - you deserved it (4730)

On 10/19/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by nofriends - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

#20923550
70 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 1:06am - health - by maxkeyftw (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

#20921711
122 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

#20921675
82 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

#20906200
80 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

#20903281
80 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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