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StefanKa
  • Town/Country : Warsaw, Poland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 272
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About StefanKa : Still a kid, still a fool, still tryin' to break all the rules.

I, like any other human being, am addicted to taking pleasure in other people's suffering. Thank you all and your FMLs for showing me that my day wasn't so bad after all!

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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StefanKa's favorite FMLs

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (2895)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get some rest when my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML

#8910408
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25958) - you deserved it (1606)

On 03/08/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by itsEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Washington)



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