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Today, in the current company I'm employed by, I have a better chance at gambling my way to the top, as opposed to working my way up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16876) - you deserved it (1582)

On 02/05/2016 at 7:04am - money - by ferret702 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML

Today, teachers were pulling students out of class to announce valedictorian, salutatorian, and other awards for graduation. I got pulled out of class by one of them, and I got a little excited since I wasn't expecting an award. It was to tell me that my sister was staying after school. FML

Today, my son was crying because he's afraid he might get Ebola. We live in Maine, and he's 16. FML



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