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SteelMan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 606
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SteelMan : Love the Steelers (hence the name ;) ), and to laugh my ass off at FMLs, so here I am.

Interests - music (fav bands: Slipknot, Metallica, Guns 'n Roses, Disturbed, Korn, Skillet, Bullet for My Valentine, others like those), guns bows&hunting, backyard football, playing guitar, hanging with friends, anything funny.

Sorry no pic, computer's been acting up recently, won't load it. i'll try to get one on soon.

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SteelMan's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML

#15872147
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14211) - you deserved it (58901)

On 04/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by EmDa (woman) - India

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

#15871718
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33106) - you deserved it (9474)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:55am - love - by Username -

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

#15870372
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28182) - you deserved it (11788)

On 04/21/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML

#15853054
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30418) - you deserved it (9648)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32299) - you deserved it (7663)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25817) - you deserved it (20515)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36993) - you deserved it (15413)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

#15842272
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28799) - you deserved it (3808)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:30am - health - by norestforthewicked -

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27518) - you deserved it (7686)

On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

#15818561
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36565) - you deserved it (5347)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML

#15811389
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32496) - you deserved it (3619)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:56pm - misc - by Mahomie123 - United States

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML

#15809237
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23292) - you deserved it (3653)

On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by pepsifoot - United States (Oregon)

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

#15805377
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27735) - you deserved it (3516)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by inalotofpain (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had an allergic reaction to cranberry juice. The only reason I was drinking cranberry juice was to help with a bladder infection. Now I'm covered in what looks like a rash and peeing constantly. FML

#15768442
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28702) - you deserved it (2915)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:34am - health - by Arghh (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

#15767181
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38571) - you deserved it (7545)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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