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StedeWeasles

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StedeWeasles

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
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Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

#20398504
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26486) - you deserved it (4930) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML

#20046479
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6477) - you deserved it (22630)

On 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by p (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

#19779965
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25464) - you deserved it (3215)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:42am - money - by bad date - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

#14374447
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (2192)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML

#13317207
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (46971)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

#8965394
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28907) - you deserved it (4503)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:00am - love - by Maddy (woman) - United States (Utah)



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