About StealthStorm67 : 14, Chill, pretty casual guy. I like Ice-skating and going to the movies. I play on Xbox Live sometimes. Myspace Url is lil_italian_guy - with underscores not spaces. I dress properly, and I almost always wear a tie. I almost always wear purple too, it's my favorite color, I mean the pimp purple, not the feminine kind. Known by many names; Prince Jr, Rico Suave, J-T, and homeslice. Most of them are inside jokes. Well, thats just about all there is to know about me. :P
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I found a note on my door that said "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked". Later, I found another note that said "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was riding the bus home from the Verizon store after getting my brand new EnV Touch. I was taking pictures with it when I noticed a woman with very nice boobs. I zoomed in to get a better picture when she looked at me with a disgusted face. The external display was on. FML
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On 06/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by heythurr234 (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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On 06/18/2009 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
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