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by prettylady? / 10/28/2012 at 12:22am / United States / Love
by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by sadguyme / 10/22/2012 at 3:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML
by nahalDZ / 10/20/2012 at 1:29pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
by Enragedbitch / 10/20/2012 at 4:49am / United States (California) / Love
by scarred_sibling / 10/15/2012 at 8:10am / United States / Intimacy
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
by AdamwithanA / 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
by bucollegegirl / 10/08/2012 at 10:07am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…