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StayPlation2011
  • Town/Country : Omaha Nebraska, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 19013
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About StayPlation2011 : hello children, i am finally sixteen years of age. it's about damn time. my name ish kyle. if u didn't already know. my favorite color is orange and my second favorite color is purple. im shy unless i know you well then its like woah calm the fuck down kyle. ahaha i crack myself up.. or do i? anywho. i love my friends so much, they're so amazing. im sitting here and im in a great mood. im watching scrubs. which usually i don't watch.. becuase i don't care for it. but its actually not that bad of a show. its like.. a less perverted non animated doctor version of family guy lol. agree? fuck you. wow bipolar much? ahah not likely. ok well im gunna go sleep in the car not really i have a bed its downstairs and wow im retarted good nite :]

now, let us all calm down and add this lovly little webpage:

http://www.myspace.com/kden93

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Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71436) - you deserved it (5515)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45980) - you deserved it (8728)

On 05/11/2009 at 11:14am - health - by Manatee (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97049) - you deserved it (8544)

On 03/10/2009 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by petpeeeve (woman) - United States (Florida)



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