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  • Town/Country : Denmark
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About Starter : I just realized that my cat owns me... Im on FML whenever he lets me. :D

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Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

#19927213
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (2985)

On 07/12/2012 at 6:31am - misc - by etmerda (woman) - United States

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

#19925545
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21149) - you deserved it (1891)

On 07/11/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by jenA (woman) - United States

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

#19920264
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18234) - you deserved it (1008)

On 07/10/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by Deadcat101 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

#19903103
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17741) - you deserved it (6807)

On 07/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Aaron Lewis - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50781) - you deserved it (3669)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the following two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

#19901144
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13932) - you deserved it (4684)

On 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by :$ (woman) - United States

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

#19899616
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22630) - you deserved it (1280)

On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML

#19884306
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (2204)

On 07/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by Dreamer (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML

#19881608
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22929) - you deserved it (3474)

On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

#19881083
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19655) - you deserved it (1355)

On 07/02/2012 at 1:44pm - health - by justhelpful (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

#19881083
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19655) - you deserved it (1355)

On 07/02/2012 at 1:44pm - health - by justhelpful (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML

#19877296
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13373) - you deserved it (5277)

On 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm - misc - by probablydeadbymidnight (woman) - United States

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML

#19877296
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13373) - you deserved it (5277)

On 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm - misc - by probablydeadbymidnight (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

#19876028
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4580) - you deserved it (16402)

On 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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