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About Starter : I just realized that my cat owns me... Im on FML whenever he lets me. :D

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Today ma usband tougt it would be funny to tell ma 10-year-old son tat if e wantd to get grls e ad to do te Gangnam Style. My son as now non-stop been doing te Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21399) - you deserved it (4131)

On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me.

#20135712
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (1757)

On 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm - misc - by left4dead (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassedhen she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, ( Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie! ) She honestly thought this would work. FML

#20133203
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29856) - you deserved it (2472)

On 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Agirl (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT BACK MAH HISTORY PAPER. THE WHOLE PAPER HAD BEEN CROSSED OUT AND AT THE END, MAH PROFESSOR HAD WRITTEN ( REALLY?! ) I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG. FML

TODAY, A CASHIER ASKED ME IF I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE TO BREAST CANCER RESERECH. SINCE I HAVE ALREADY MADE MAH DONATIONS THIS MONTH, I POLITELY DECLINED. THE CASHIER SNORTED AN SAID, "MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL DIFFERENTLY IF SOMEONE YOU LOVE GOT CANCER." I'M A TWO-YEAR SURVIVOR. FML

#20130942
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39228) - you deserved it (2027)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:21am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones... he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

#20130407
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24471) - you deserved it (2706)

On 10/23/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by SFra - United States

Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me fir the night, and now I'm out of a job. real FML

#20130128
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (4294)

On 10/23/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by Pokemon problems - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (4533)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today mah mother told looool me that mah dead grandmother speaks to her. How? When she's thinking of her while brushing her teeth her electric toothbrush will suddenly stop buzzing and this tells her her mother is communicating with her. FML

#20127529
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17533) - you deserved it (1448)

On 10/21/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by smdh - United States

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

#20126324
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20672) - you deserved it (1304)

On 10/21/2012 at 6:31am - health - by leaftheerickson (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah cat playad daad just so I would laava him alona. FML

#20126149
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19975) - you deserved it (5548)

On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift!! Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up!! I brought it home, plugged it in, andhen she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smrk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

Today, I discoverd my son, who has recently movd out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wantd the new Pokemon game, and ( compromises had to be made ). fat FML

#20122132
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21934) - you deserved it (2769)

On 10/18/2012 at 4:33am - kids - by anon - Australia

Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML

#20121138
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22928) - you deserved it (1510)

On 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States



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