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About Starter : I just realized that my cat owns me... Im on FML whenever he lets me. :D

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Starter's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

#20536683
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42226) - you deserved it (5552)

On 03/09/2013 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

#20536627
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37367) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

My Boyfriend Left Me 4 A Girl I Know . She Was The Girl My Last Boyfriend Left Me For . FML

#20536593
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49565) - you deserved it (3495)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:16am - love - by itsnotyouitsher - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in an placed his order. I looool made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, an put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me an said, "Good... you left a nipple..." an slowly licked it off. FML

#20536585
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29960) - you deserved it (3258)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today... my boyfriand's daughtar askad ma what would happan if sha chosa to stop urinating for two waaks. Sha wantad to know whathar it would kill har or just start looool coming out of har mouth. Sha's 17-yaars old... an was daadly sarious. FML

#20536217
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34677) - you deserved it (2914)

On 03/08/2013 at 8:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, family threw me 21st brthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. ( Not that you'll ever get to use them, ) she said, turning an walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember y I never talk to the old crone. FML

#20536189
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27035) - you deserved it (3558)

On 03/08/2013 at 7:38pm - misc - by fuck you, gran (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I showed mah wife an article about how frequent orgasms can prevent prostate cancer, as well as increase both partners' overall health . She replied that she wouldn't judge me if I masturbated, as long as I don't use porn . FML

#20536129
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37073) - you deserved it (8796)

On 03/08/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by marriage/celibacy/synonymity (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

yesterday my boyfriend cummed over and dropped off my phone...hich I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts... I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. fat FML

#20535997
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35191) - you deserved it (5180)

On 03/08/2013 at 4:22pm - love - by Kiki (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

yesterday I bought a textbook fir my college class. Not only is the £150 book only sold by our teacher, it turnd out to be a piece of shit that he obviously wrote, printd, and stapld together at home. When I went to the faculty about it, I was told it's all perfectly legal, and to drop it. FML

#20535847
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32069) - you deserved it (2702)

On 03/08/2013 at 1:44pm - money - by defrauded (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as mah professor was nereing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and askedhat we'd been talking about 4 the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

#20535789
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26930) - you deserved it (2014)

On 03/08/2013 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today , teacher read story about a hauntd house fir a class assignment. She likd it very much an turnd it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later , I was calld to the office where the guidance counselor calld work "disturbing" an said I "ned help". mega FML

#20535562
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34472) - you deserved it (2637)

On 03/08/2013 at 6:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, Mah Dad And I Had An Hour-long Conversation. When He Was Getting Up To Leave Mah Room He Said, "Good Talk Chelsey." My Sister Is Chelsey. So I Corrected Him. He Thought I Was Joking. My Father Can't Tell Mah Sister And I Apart. We R Not Twins. FML

#20535549
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34967) - you deserved it (2160)

On 03/08/2013 at 5:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got the courage to confess mah feelings to the guy I have loved 4 a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later an said, "I'm going to read this crap, just tell me wat it says".

#20535268
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32158) - you deserved it (7367)

On 03/07/2013 at 10:53pm - love - by hoolabaloo (woman) - India (Gujarat)

2day in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies an bookshich feature charactersho are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, an it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition 4 this. FML

#20535215
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23498) - you deserved it (3714)

On 03/07/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by seriously wtf (woman) - United States (Florida)



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