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About Starter : I just realized that my cat owns me... Im on FML whenever he lets me. :D
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today ma entire extended family was over 4 Cristmas. I opened a gift to see tat it was a fruitcake an saw everyone looking at me, smiling. Tis is teir way to tell me tat tey know I'm gay an tat tey accept me. I'm straigt. FML
Today, my moter confronted me about my brd's masturbation problem. We spent Cristmas Eve Googling "brd masturbating" an watcing videos to see if tat was actually wat my brd was doing. At least e's aving a good Cristmas. FML
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
Today, I sared te story of ma younger broter's unexpected deat wit a friend. After telling im te story, I looked at im wit teary eyes and e looked back into ma eyes and said "I understand ow you feel. Tat is almost as bad as wen I lost ma cat last spring term." FML
TODAY I WAS TELLING MY ENTIRE COCKTAIL PARTY ABOUT THE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY FLASHED MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM AT A POOL PARTY. WHILE TRYING TO DEMONSTRATE HOW IT HAPPENED I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED MY DRESS DOWN AN FLASHED EVERYONE AGAIN. FML
Today , it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he crid to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punchd himself in the face. Then he droppd me off to spend time with his mom. fat FML
TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT!! INSTEAD OF TAKING ME HOME LIKE HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO, HE PULLED UP TO THE GAS STATION, GAVE ME $6, AND ASKED ME TO GO PAY!! AS SOON AS I WALKED INSIDE, HE THREW MY BAG OUT THE DOOR, AND DROVE OFF!! FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside . Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down mah window to see if I could hear them, just in time fir the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in mah face . FML
2day I looked at my house in Google Street View 4 the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
Friday 27 March 2015