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  • Title : Mister
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About Starter : I just realized that my cat owns me... Im on FML whenever he lets me. :D

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Starter's favorite FMLs

today ma entire extended family was over 4 Cristmas. I opened a gift to see tat it was a fruitcake an saw everyone looking at me, smiling. Tis is teir way to tell me tat tey know I'm gay an tat tey accept me. I'm straigt. FML

#6940089
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34826) - you deserved it (3460)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, mah 8 year old son decidd to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well playd son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (6948)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today , I introduced mah family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. big fat FML

#6933168
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29169) - you deserved it (10499)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my moter confronted me about my brd's masturbation problem. We spent Cristmas Eve Googling "brd masturbating" an watcing videos to see if tat was actually wat my brd was doing. At least e's aving a good Cristmas. FML

#6933145
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23217) - you deserved it (2950)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:25am - animals - by suuuuuupucci (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (11874)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I sared te story of ma younger broter's unexpected deat wit a friend. After telling im te story, I looked at im wit teary eyes and e looked back into ma eyes and said "I understand ow you feel. Tat is almost as bad as wen I lost ma cat last spring term." FML

#6914184
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31687) - you deserved it (3021)

On 12/24/2009 at 12:31am - animals - by Beeh (woman) - United States

TODAY I WAS TELLING MY ENTIRE COCKTAIL PARTY ABOUT THE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY FLASHED MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM AT A POOL PARTY. WHILE TRYING TO DEMONSTRATE HOW IT HAPPENED I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED MY DRESS DOWN AN FLASHED EVERYONE AGAIN. FML

#6904777
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7216) - you deserved it (41415)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

today I was at a family party an everyone was seeing mah new glasses 4 the frst time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look lyk a hot librarian an then grabbd mah ass. He was still sober. FML

#6865964
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33808) - you deserved it (2609)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he crid to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punchd himself in the face. Then he droppd me off to spend time with his mom. fat FML

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT!! INSTEAD OF TAKING ME HOME LIKE HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO, HE PULLED UP TO THE GAS STATION, GAVE ME $6, AND ASKED ME TO GO PAY!! AS SOON AS I WALKED INSIDE, HE THREW MY BAG OUT THE DOOR, AND DROVE OFF!! FML

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside . Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down mah window to see if I could hear them, just in time fir the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in mah face . FML

#6844162
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22585) - you deserved it (10194)

On 12/20/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by kat, ACT - United States

Today, I took mah first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML

#6823511
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25003) - you deserved it (3484)

On 12/19/2009 at 2:39am - work - by Hareega (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, mah sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in mah room covered in ketchup. FML

#6812101
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25743) - you deserved it (4316)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day I looked at my house in Google Street View 4 the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

#6808651
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39481) - you deserved it (2682)

On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Found That My Facebook Account Had Been Hacked, And All My Friends Were Deleted. As I Tried To Add Them All Back, Facebook Reported Me As A Hacker Fir Adding Too Many People Too Quickly. FML

#6792843
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30343) - you deserved it (3350)

On 12/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by gotthewrongman (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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