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About Starter : I just realized that my cat owns me... Im on FML whenever he lets me. :D

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Starter's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

#12858268
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (3865)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML

#12842541
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23380) - you deserved it (2816)

On 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm - misc - by NowHomeless (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9936) - you deserved it (43806)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119661) - you deserved it (11808)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

#12805582
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25722) - you deserved it (3983)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML

#12804085
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20377) - you deserved it (5690)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:45am - animals - by unluckiestperson - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

#12757529
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33057) - you deserved it (14076)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

#12714579
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30406) - you deserved it (4380)

On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

#12706799
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25325) - you deserved it (2621)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

#12706497
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29353) - you deserved it (4176)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by DormHater (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

#12625429
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24926) - you deserved it (3086)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

#12617808
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (4783)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

#12612663
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34183) - you deserved it (2461)

On 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm - health - by gorey - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

#12573774
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39393) - you deserved it (4368)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28168) - you deserved it (4980)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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