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About Starter : I just realized that my cat owns me... Im on FML whenever he lets me. :D

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Starter's favorite FMLs

Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

#12805582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28788) - you deserved it (4297)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML

#12804085
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (5997)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:45am - animals - by unluckiestperson - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

#12757529
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36251) - you deserved it (15048)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

#12714579
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33441) - you deserved it (4658)

On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

#12706799
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26651) - you deserved it (2790)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

#12706497
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31858) - you deserved it (4391)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by DormHater (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

#12625429
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25287) - you deserved it (3125)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

#12617808
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33514) - you deserved it (5117)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

#12612663
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37228) - you deserved it (2694)

On 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm - health - by gorey - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

#12573774
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42562) - you deserved it (4642)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28495) - you deserved it (5008)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML

#12544003
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19461) - you deserved it (39878)

On 08/15/2010 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Peekaman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36910) - you deserved it (19436)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

#12513717
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7795) - you deserved it (45510)

On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20674) - you deserved it (33929)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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