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Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 3:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 2:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
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Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 7:19pm - health - by grlzze444 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 4:45pm - love - by girlwithaprob (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:21am - love - by looke27 - United States (California)
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