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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
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Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
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Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 11:55am - animals - by Doglover - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 8:14pm - love - by Nickolas Neffster - United States (Tennessee)
Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by sorenips - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Patricia - United States (Texas)
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States
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