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Starshadow

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Starshadow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 511
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Starshadow : Not much to say

Starshadow's page activity

Visits<b>Beealicious</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 11:15am<b>harryp0tterfreak</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 11:13pm<b>zombiekiller52</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 5:08pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 10:04pm<b>Ginger_Gawd</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 7:20pm<b>OMGenesis</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 10:49pm<b>imbatmanfir</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 9:19pm<b>JROD9250</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 6:16am<b>gary3768</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 10:56pm<b>inner_peace</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 3:29am<b>Llamassss</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 1:55am<b>robertd73</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 2:37am

Fucked!<b>kaykayxx</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 4:30pm

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Starshadow's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (2691)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

#21362244
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26775) - you deserved it (4733)

On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

#21360688
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34315) - you deserved it (8234)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

#21312768
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41531) - you deserved it (2596)

On 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44726) - you deserved it (4170)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML

#21249316
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33677) - you deserved it (2676)

On 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm - work - by dining - United States (Iowa)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40629) - you deserved it (3832)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53357) - you deserved it (10740)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

#21137290
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48649) - you deserved it (4431)

On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML

#21089760
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34579) - you deserved it (3984)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:10am - work - by aziraphaleelle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

#20989013
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51649) - you deserved it (4977)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML

#20847854
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44287) - you deserved it (3115)

On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56408) - you deserved it (9348)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States



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