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Starshadow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 November 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 846
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>eski2015</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 7:02pm<b>teentee401</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 4:43pm<b>lemmegetsumpizza</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 6:22am<b>daveydavidson111</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 9:17am<b>Beealicious</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 11:15am<b>harryp0tterfreak</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 11:13pm<b>zombiekiller52</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 5:08pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 10:04pm<b>Ginger_Gawd</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 7:20pm<b>OMGenesis</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 10:49pm<b>imbatmanfir</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 9:19pm<b>JROD9250</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 6:16am<b>gary3768</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 10:56pm<b>inner_peace</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 3:29am<b>Llamassss</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 1:55am<b>robertd73</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 2:37am

Fucked!<b>eski2015</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 12:02am<b>kaykayxx</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 4:30pm

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Starshadow's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML

by Claudine / 06/30/2015 at 2:18am / Belgium (Liege) / Work

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

by Banana_Lord / 03/03/2015 at 5:41am / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

by MDoremis / 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

by wife / 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML

by chloe_zjk / 02/18/2015 at 12:22am / France / Work

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm / United Kingdom / Love

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML

by dining / 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm / United States (Iowa) / Work

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

by Amithatevil / 08/29/2014 at 8:35am / Japan (Kanagawa) / Kids

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

by mamagelmane / 08/08/2014 at 12:27am / France (Lorraine) / Kids

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

by Gone With the Wind / 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML

by aziraphaleelle / 03/18/2014 at 4:10am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

by ElephantLover / 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML

by twatstick / 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work