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Starshadow
  • Town/Country : Greer, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 27
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (3433)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:10am - work - by aziraphaleelle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29325) - you deserved it (6781)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States



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