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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 859
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Today,hila working customar sarvica, I instructd a customar to prass tha pound kay on har callphona. Sha hasitatd a momant bafora asking, "Um, tha pound kay? You maan tha hashtag, right?" maga FML

#20941322
190 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by #isthisthepoundkey? - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Today, I got to watch how easy it is to break into mah flat, after I lockd myself out an went to mah neighbour 4 help. He usd a blunt pencil. mega looool FML

Today I was watching TV with mah boyfriend when a weird wart-removal ad cummd on. He watchd in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he lookd at me and said seriously "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML

#20842136
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On 08/17/2013 at 8:27pm - love - by WartCream - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realized I'm getting my period looool pretty soon !! How? I started crying and trowing plates cuz I tougt we were out of sweet bread !! FML

#20825062
184 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 2:51am - health - by FuckYouMotherNature - United States (California)

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

2DAY AS A JOKE, MAH FRIEND PUT MAH BUS MONEY IN THE VENDING MACHINE !! NOT ONLY DID THE MACHINE NOT RETURN MAH MONEY, IT WOULDN'T GIVE ME AN ITEM IN RETURN !! FML

#20823746
70 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Eodowoiono (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. mega FML

#20822322
95 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 4:21pm - animals - by traumatizedforlife (woman) - United States

Today I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caugt sigt of a pair of guys grinning and filming me wit tere cellpones troug my window. FML

#20811460
87 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by kiwichick4life (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect !! Halfway through, mah teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

#20811045
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On 07/30/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I trid to elp a brd wo ad broken is wing . I walkd straigt into a door looool wile looking down at im in my ands.. . an endd up all but breaking is oter wing . FML

#20809873
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On 07/29/2013 at 3:11pm - animals - by TehUglyLife (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone looool making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I cummed out . FML

#20808725
107 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday.!! !! I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode !! FML

#20801861
68 comments

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On 07/24/2013 at 9:31pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , I ASKED THIS REALLY CUTE GRL FOR HER NUMBER. I HAD NOTHING ELSE ON ME SO I TOLD HER TO WRITE IT ON A DOLLAR BILL. LATER , WITHOUT THINKING , I PUT IT IN A VENDING MACHINE. I FREAKED OUT AND FRANTICALLY PUSHED THE RETURN BUTTON. IT GAVE ME BACK QUARTERS. FML

Today... The Great Deal On Mah New Apartment Has Turned Into A Nightmare. I Keep Hereing Extremely Werd Sounds Almost Every Night... And When I Tried Taking Pics Of The Place Today... Mah Camera's Face Recognition Feature Kept Activating... But Only In Mah Bedroom. I'm Scared Shitless. FML

#20796032
271 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)



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