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StarDust5921's favorite FMLs
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 10:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Jmdezy / 04/05/2016 at 11:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by myworstday / 04/04/2016 at 9:36pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, I'm in training at an animal shelter. There's an adorable tiny kitten there, which my boss said not to touch it because it's feral. "No way he's dangerous" I said, reaching into the cage to pet it. It struck like a cobra and tore up my arm. My first on-the-job injury is from a KITTEN. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by mel / 03/25/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by cemakara3 / 03/12/2016 at 3:07pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
Today, I met one of my fiancé's coworkers. Normally I'd never ask how far along someone's pregnancy is without being 100% sure they're not just fat, but she seemed fit. Well, I now know that virtually all the fat in some people's bodies can go straight to their gut and nowhere else. FML
by porkers gonna pork :\ / 03/12/2016 at 10:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by ReComatosed242 / 03/08/2016 at 7:29pm / Bahamas / Work
by Thanks Trump / 03/08/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Juju Bear / 03/08/2016 at 6:54am / Miscellaneous
by b5b0n36 / 03/05/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Health