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StarDust5921

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  • Town/Country : Syracuse, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 July 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 583
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About StarDust5921 : I enjoy reading, fishing, camping, concerts, playing softball, watching movies, going to amusement parks (especially for the roller coasters) ☺ I love getting tattoos, and I love cats. Anything else you want to know, ask me.

StarDust5921's page activity

Visits<b>filipkm</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 5:09pm<b>guzzerz89</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 7:28pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 11:14am<b>Sam_Dchi</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:31pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 2:13am<b>WolliBolli</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 12:43am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 8:28am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 4:25pm<b>brentt2711</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 3:59pm<b>fml_Rambo</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 6:19pm<b>Too2</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 2:36pm<b>alex67315</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:45pm<b>jonjonguapito</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 11:59am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 11:19am<b>born_hustla</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 9:21am<b>fastman19</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 6:19am<b>JoshWade62</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 3:58am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:32am

Fucked!<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 8:33am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 5:30am<b>ShaneBarnes</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 4:45am<b>rafa015</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:51am<b>Koios</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:29am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 9:51pm<b>WolliBolli</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 10:34am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 12:20am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 6:40am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 8:13pm<b>potnooodle</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 7:59am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 10:07pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 3:56am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:51pm<b>jjmack34</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 7:35pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:14am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 7:48pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:13pm

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StarDust5921's favorite FMLs

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 10:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

by myworstday / 04/04/2016 at 9:36pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

Today, I'm in training at an animal shelter. There's an adorable tiny kitten there, which my boss said not to touch it because it's feral. "No way he's dangerous" I said, reaching into the cage to pet it. It struck like a cobra and tore up my arm. My first on-the-job injury is from a KITTEN. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

by mel / 03/25/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had sex for the first time. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me because I don't think she is pretty enough since I "wanted it to be over so fast". FML

Today, I met one of my fiancé's coworkers. Normally I'd never ask how far along someone's pregnancy is without being 100% sure they're not just fat, but she seemed fit. Well, I now know that virtually all the fat in some people's bodies can go straight to their gut and nowhere else. FML

by porkers gonna pork :\ / 03/12/2016 at 10:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my co-worker and I got into an argument. It ended with him threatening me to roll my balls with a paint roller until they looked like "fresh, popping doughs". FML

by ReComatosed242 / 03/08/2016 at 7:29pm / Bahamas / Work

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML

by Thanks Trump / 03/08/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

by Juju Bear / 03/08/2016 at 6:54am / Miscellaneous

Today, I rubbed chilli powder on my fingers in an attempt to kick the habit of biting my nails. Ten minutes later I went to the bathroom. It still burns. FML

Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

by oops / 03/04/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous