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  • Town/Country : Syracuse, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 July 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 769
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About StarDust5921 : reading, fishing, camping, tattoos, concerts, movies, amusement parks 😸

StarDust5921's page activity

Visits<b>ApplePie1994</b> - the 11/23/2016 at 9:13am<b>masschris</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 10:43am<b>KVYLV</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 9:58pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/24/2016 at 3:01pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 9:10pm<b>vaas90</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 3:19am<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 4:35pm<b>iamscott</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 1:00am<b>dburton</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 11:03am<b>VoldooPed</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 11:04pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 10:14am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 9:43am<b>potnooodle</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 4:03pm<b>TeraBaap</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 3:48pm<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 1:16pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 2:02am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 6:15pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 4:15pm

Fucked!<b>dburton</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 5:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 1:19am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 8:33am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 5:30am<b>ShaneBarnes</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 4:45am<b>rafa015</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:51am<b>Koios</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:29am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 9:51pm<b>WolliBolli</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 10:34am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 12:20am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 6:40am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 8:13pm<b>potnooodle</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 7:59am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 10:07pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 3:56am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:51pm<b>jjmack34</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 7:35pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:14am

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StarDust5921's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

by StarDust5921 / 10/03/2016 at 9:55pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

by Loud / 09/08/2016 at 2:07am / Australia / Work

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 10:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

by myworstday / 04/04/2016 at 9:36pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

Today, I'm in training at an animal shelter. There's an adorable tiny kitten there, which my boss said not to touch it because it's feral. "No way he's dangerous" I said, reaching into the cage to pet it. It struck like a cobra and tore up my arm. My first on-the-job injury is from a KITTEN. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

by mel / 03/25/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had sex for the first time. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me because I don't think she is pretty enough since I "wanted it to be over so fast". FML

by cemakara3 / 03/12/2016 at 3:07pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I met one of my fiancé's coworkers. Normally I'd never ask how far along someone's pregnancy is without being 100% sure they're not just fat, but she seemed fit. Well, I now know that virtually all the fat in some people's bodies can go straight to their gut and nowhere else. FML

by porkers gonna pork :\ / 03/12/2016 at 10:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my co-worker and I got into an argument. It ended with him threatening me to roll my balls with a paint roller until they looked like "fresh, popping doughs". FML

by ReComatosed242 / 03/08/2016 at 7:29pm / Bahamas / Work

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML

by Thanks Trump / 03/08/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend woke up, and half-asleep, muttered: "What time is it? Did the neighbours start drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

by Juju Bear / 03/08/2016 at 6:54am / Miscellaneous