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Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States
Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 7:48am - love - by JG (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, the father of my child couldn't understand why he had been laid off from his job as a painter's assistant. He couldn't find a broom or vacuum, so he "cleaned" a carpet by laying down strips of painter's tape and pulling it up. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 11:57am - work - by notrocketscience (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Monday 20 May 2013
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