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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About StalkerX : If there is one word that can define me the most, it would be candid.

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Visits<b>it__happens</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 3:57am

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Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML

by Anonymous / 05/10/2009 at 12:18am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

by shizzy09 / 04/13/2009 at 4:09pm / United States (Washington) / Kids