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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 January 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2008
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About StalkerChick : I've been lurking on this site for a few years, but recently decided to come out of the shadows and make an account.

Message me if you want :) I wont stalk you... I promise! O_O

StalkerChick's page activity

Visits<b>justindrew14</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 5:27pm<b>kenyrabit</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:43pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:13am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 8:54am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:09pm<b>starlandmarie</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:39pm<b>Celeden</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 10:28am<b>arich6210</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 11:01pm<b>Boxer3421</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 6:51pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 3:32pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 10:35pm<b>winchester818</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:28pm<b>constipation</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 6:39pm<b>demamcgirl16</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:05am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 5:05pm<b>Tankkiller308</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 5:29pm<b>punmessiah</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 4:29pm<b>Avi8r</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 9:08am

Fucked!<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:35am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:44pm<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 11:00pm<b>cjwayy</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 9:11pm<b>Snake1105</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 5:48am<b>Ricky___D</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 6:08pm

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StalkerChick's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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