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StalkerChick
  • Town/Country : Your closet, 'Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 January 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1432
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About StalkerChick : I've been lurking on this site for a few years, but recently decided to come out of the shadows and make an account.

Message me if you want :) I wont stalk you... I promise! O_O

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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