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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1978
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About StalkerChick : I've been lurking on this site for a few years, but recently decided to come out of the shadows and make an account.

Message me if you want :) I wont stalk you... I promise! O_O

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68626) - you deserved it (6335)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74589) - you deserved it (8303)

On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41432) - you deserved it (2662)

On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38509) - you deserved it (3958)

On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28084) - you deserved it (4896)

On 01/04/2013 at 7:56pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28509) - you deserved it (2964)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64411) - you deserved it (3462)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44017) - you deserved it (10176)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68745) - you deserved it (3483)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42706) - you deserved it (4530)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24939) - you deserved it (76910)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

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