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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About StacyRenae : You don't know me, but I bet you'll want to.

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Visits<b>hilow212</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 4:13pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 9:52am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 12/13/2013 at 5:37am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 11:15pm<b>olpally</b> - the 11/07/2013 at 8:00pm<b>Love_sosa</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 10:23am<b>DEATHBYEX1LE</b> - the 08/27/2013 at 2:24am<b>MySpooge</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 6:47am<b>USMC_Guy0313</b> - the 07/20/2013 at 12:24pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 1:20pm<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 4:14am<b>THE_Black_Jesus</b> - the 07/11/2013 at 5:06pm<b>rubsin</b> - the 07/10/2013 at 2:07pm<b>ironpanda</b> - the 07/10/2013 at 10:52am<b>Genius_Kitty</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 10:21pm<b>yz214</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 5:11pm<b>Sebastian96</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 5:01am<b>erynys</b> - the 07/06/2013 at 2:35am

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StacyRenae's favorite FMLs

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

#20750694
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47431) - you deserved it (5883)

On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML

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214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78134) - you deserved it (7087)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

#20720590
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34752) - you deserved it (71528)

On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43054) - you deserved it (8867)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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