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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About StacyRenae : You don't know me, but I bet you'll want to.

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Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50399) - you deserved it (6217)

On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML


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On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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