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Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
by jgtrflynn / 06/24/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by instinct / 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by joe1234 / 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions… Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't… Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML