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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was… Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means…
- Today, while in a CROWDED restaurant, my mother asked my grandfather what he was going in to order.… Today, I found my sister talking to her dolls. This would be fine if she wasn't 24, I have to live… Today, I was arriving at my grandmas and when I met her she asked "Where's your girlfriend?" I told…
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…