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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 594
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

#18898180
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22375) - you deserved it (3650)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

#18884912
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29957) - you deserved it (1734)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Sadfaic (man) - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

#18875899
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25937) - you deserved it (5625)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:50pm - misc - by antwo - United States

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

#18864677
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (2327)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6858) - you deserved it (74288)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

#18799303
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20126) - you deserved it (51236)

On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12767) - you deserved it (46587)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31749) - you deserved it (2558)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

#18767011
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8443) - you deserved it (57433)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13242) - you deserved it (49270)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65288) - you deserved it (3139)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47928) - you deserved it (3950)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

#18705710
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26236) - you deserved it (2118)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28569) - you deserved it (7744)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

#18697132
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (7043)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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